John Kieran
First Apperance	Podcast Episode 40: Fan Favorites
Portrayed by	John Kieran

John Kieran was a listener of the On Cinema podcast who was a guest on Podcast Episode 40: Fan Favorites. He called in to voice his favorite movie, Small Soldiers, which he watched frequently growing up. Host Tim Heidecker and special guest Gregg Turkington were excited to learn that Kieran lived in Glasgow, Scotland, and that the podcast had reached out as far as the UK. Kieran stated that UK listeners like himself could easily access the podcast on iTunes. Turkington recommended The Hunt for Red October to Kieran, as it featured Sean Connery, a Scottish actor.

• Turkington, at one point, accidentally calls John “Sam,” most likely thinking of an earlier guest on the episode, Sam Grady.