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Hei Network Lauch A Huge Success (December 11, 2020)
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Article by Tim Heidecker.
Media observers and fans of quality affordable programming rejoiced Thursday afternoon after the surprise announcement of The Hei Network (THN) from Hei Inc’s CEO Tim Heidecker.
“I am so excited to announce that HEI INC will be lanching The Hei Network in 221! watch our launch video presentation or download the PFD https://heinetwork.tv
Sign up for email updates now.” Heidecker tweeted at 2:30 PM, Pacific time on December 10th 2020, a date, Heidecker remarked will be known as “Hei-Day”
Many noted the incredible diversity of shows on display in the initial announcement and the excitement was felt across the social media landscape. Some indicated frustration that THN was not available immediately, demanding: “I want my HEI TV” rest assured, viewers of HEI TV’s impressive lineup of original programming, including EXLUSIVE Programs created by The Minions, will be arriving on all digital platforms in early 2012
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The Supreme Court Rules Against Freedom and Liberty (December 12, 2020)
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Article by Hei News Staff Reporter.
In Washington today The Supreme Count incorrectly ruled against the President Donald Trump in order to keep him from seeking a second term after winning the election in November against President Joe Biden. Donald Trump had received more votes than Jon Biden but the election was riddled with fraud and deep state trecchory from China and Iran.
Legal experts, including former District Attorney Candidate Tim Heidecker said the decision was a big mistake “This is as bad as it gets. I no longer have any respect for this court. The whole thing is a joke.” President DonaldTrump could not reached for comment at this time.
HEI OPINIONS: A Jury Of Our Piers (December 13, 2020)
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Article by HEI Chief Content Developer.
Our American Consitution is a sacred document created by our founding fathers 200 years ago and set the stage for what we call Amercian Exceptionalism which has one wars and have become a beacon of freedom for the whole world to see. But now it’s under attack and it has itself to blame. Friday, at some point, one of the 3 branches of government aka the Supreme Court which was created by the constitution, incorrectly ruled that President Trump cannot be the next president (a fact which is incorrect if you consider the massive and proven voter fraud, including interference from Iran and Iraq as well as china ) This disaster highlights an obvious problem with the Supreme Court which needs immediate fixing. The central problem is: Why doesn’t a Jury decide this instead of just one judge?
As a successful attorney, I know that a judge is important to establish the rules of the court but it is ultimately the jury who decides. A Jury is a group of 9 peers who must all decide if someone is guilty or innocent. If one person on that jury cannot agree then the case is overturned and the person accused of whatever the situation was will be found innocent, which, in the case of Donald Trump, would be him: Therefor he would be declared winner, as any sensible jury would immediacy see the facts as they were.
We must immediately create an amendment to the Consitution adding a Jury to the Supreme Court. IF we do this Now (before the end of the year) we can be assured that our constitution is as sacred as we hope for it to be
Tim Heidecker, CEO of Hei Inc., Former Candidate For District Attorney Chief Content Developer for Hei Network.
BREAKING: HACKERS POSSIBLE RESPONSIBLE FOR INFLUX OF MINIONS ON Hei Network SITE (December 14, 2020)
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Article by Hei News Staff Reporter.
In Washington today The Supreme Count incorrectly ruled against the President Donald Trump in order to keep him from seeking a second term after winning the election in November against President Joe Biden. Donald Trump had received more votes than Jon Biden but the election was riddled with fraud and deep state trecchory from China and Iran.
Legal experts, including former District Attorney Candidate Tim Heidecker said the decision was a big mistake “This is as bad as it gets. I no longer have any respect for this court. The whole thing is a joke.” President DonaldTrump could not reached for comment at this time.
BREAKING NEWS: HEI Network Website Back Online (December 16, 2020)
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Revolutionary streaming service (to be launched in 2021) http://Heinetwork.tv briefly went offline Monday and Tuesday, as issues relating to a hack involving Minions characters being added to the website were resolved. The site went off-line when lead developers Chris Moore was fired and left without providing key security information for lead technology officer, Tim Heidecker. The investigation into the Minions hack continues with many believing the strike against the already successful Hei Network was orchestrated by Gregg Turkington. Through a series of attempts and in conjeuthon with Go Daddys customer Service, the site was accessed and secured. Hei is back! And ready to march into next year as the future of infotainment!
Exclusive Interview with Mister Movies (December 16, 2020)
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Article by Tim Heidecker.
This year, perhaps no other form of entertainment entertained us quite like “the movies” – That’s why I’m so glad I can top this year off with a really fun conversation I had with Mister Movies himself, Axiom… Besides being the former percussionist and beats coordinator for Dekkar and DKR, Axe is a devoted and KNOWLEDGABLE Movie Fanatic. It was great to catch up with my old “brother from another mother” I got the conversation rolling by asking him what he loves MOST about movies…
1. What do you love most about movies?
I love movies. We all want to get away from our lives and everyday problems. A movie is a perfect vehicle to live and experience stories you might never get the chance to live.
2. What can we expect from movies in the future
Good News, Movies are here to stay! After a delusional 2020 because of the pandemic, lots of great movies are scheduled in 2021. I’m sure lots of writers had plenty of time during quarantine to think about amazing new movie ideas. 2021 and beyond never looked more promising. I’m also excited about vertical movies which I believe might be the future of cinema being we will be able to enjoy them on our smartphones without needing to rotate the phone or going to the movie theater.
3.Whats your favorite kind of movie
I love Thriller/Crime movies.
4. What was the first movie you ever saw
The first movie I recall watching was Jurassic Park.
5.Which movie are you looking forward to seeing in 2021
I really would love to see a new Jurassic Park movie.
Hei Network Officially Honors Christmas (December 17, 2020)
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Article by Hei News Staff Reporter.
In a younanimous vote The entire staff has agreed to disobey California law and honor Christmas as a holiday this year leading many to recognize Hei as a leader in free speech and religious liberty.
Hei Network, which will launch 24 hour programming in 2021 is the leader in online coverage of politics news music and movies. Check out our exclusive interview with mister movies, Axiom.
Since launching earlier this month Hei Broadcasting has seen rapid growth with a large number of visitors to their website heinetwork.tv
This Christmas will be a special one for the Hei Five as well as all others working hard on be half of Hei TV.
Merry Christmas and happy new year form ever one at Hei Inc and Hei Broadcasting/ the Hei Tv Network.. I no longer have any respect for this court. The whole thing is a joke.” President DonaldTrump could not reached for comment at this time.
IT’S The Weekend Before Christmas (December 18, 2020)
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Article by Hei News Staff Reporter.
With only days to go before Christmas is here, today marks the beginning of the weekend. Many will be doing last minute shopping and getting ready for the big holiday which comes next Friday on December 25th.
Christmas is the perfect time to turn off your devices (including TVs and movie projectors) and just be with your friends and family. Make this a “no movie Christmas Day” so you can enjoy the company of your loved ones and appreciate the true meaning of Christmas
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from Hei Netowrk and a happy new year from all of us at Hei TV which will Kanu next year! 20
Failed Movie Critic Misfires on Website Launch (December 22, 2020)
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Just days before Christmas, in a desperate attempt to play catch up with Tim Heidecker’s very popular and successful Hei Network (launching in 2021) Gregg Turkington, accused Cider Terrorist and thief (no receipts for all this tapes) launched via.expert on Tuesday, as act which can only be considered it’s own form of thievery as Hei Network was first in the race to web dominance. “The paltry sight it not in good shape” a person with knowledge of the site remarked, while many online thought the site was not helpful and looked bad. “It was just a bunch of pictures of stolen tapes” many said.
Meanwhile, Hei continues to grow by leaps and bounds, with many visitors to the site satisfied with the features… and look forward to a successfull launch in the new year. While, Heidecker and the whole HEI family celebrate the holidays together, its no surprise that many expect Gregg Turkington to be alone, with his stolen goods, rewatching a boring movie for the hundredth time.
A Tribute To The Wonderful Chris Amado (November 6, 2022)
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Gregg Turkington Placed on 48 Hour Suspention from Any Activity On Hei Network (November 10, 2022)
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Frivolous (December 7, 2022)
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Hei Emergeny Post (December 22, 2022)
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A Message From Tim Heidecker (February 20, 2023)
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HEI NETWORK’S ‘ON CINEMA AND MORE IN THE MORNING’ CANCELLED (December 11, 2023)
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ON CINEMA AT THE DEMAND DEBUTING EARLY 2024 / HEI NETWORK PREMIERES IMPACTFUL DOCUMENTARY “CASE CLOSED” (December 13, 2023)
The HEI Network is proud to announce it will begin airing its new series ‘On Cinema On Demand’ hosted by Tim Heidecker and Joseph “Joey Patron” Patrocelli and will feature new movie experts to discuss the week’s releases. The program will be available ANY time of Day or night, exclusively on the Hei Network.
On Cinema On Demand will also be offered as an audio-only podcast, a first for Hei Network’s original programming. “It’s a full circle moment for me,” said Heidecker. “We started this show as a podcast, and really were pioneers in that field, and now we’re back and better than ever. Ready to talk movies, sports, you name it.”
New Episodes of On Cinema On Demand in Television and Podcast format will begin airing January 3rd, 2024
The show will be part of the HEI Media platform, made possible by direct partnership with The Amato Group- a pairing that Heidecker says will no doubt lead to more original programming in 2024.
“The sky’s the limit, really. With ‘On Cinema On Demand,’ we go where you go. Take us to the gym, the office, we’ll be there.”
Additionally, Hei News is premiering today, a new Documentary from The Exposed With Michael Matthews Team, hosted and investigated by Cheif High Investigator Tim Heidecker and new correspondent Lucas Gibson Brown.
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A CRISTMAS MIRACLE: HEI subscribers to receive points for christmas as a gift for Christmas (December 25, 2023)
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ON CINEMA ON DEMAND PREMEURES ON HEI NEWORK (January 4, 2024)
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The Muppets Are Coming! The Muppets Are Coming! (January 12, 2024)
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It’s Time We Bring Back Dress Codes (January 15, 2024)
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New Baboons/Pep Boys Crossover Details Emerge in Latest Episode of OCOD (January 19, 2024)
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I Would Accell At Softball (January 22, 2024)
Now its the season of Football with many of the teams now competing to be the number one team and go to the Super Ball but the sport on my mind that has everyone talking is Softball. But at what point will I be able to play on a softball team? The Amato Group has a team that Joey Parton plays on and I have asked to be on the team. But why haven’t I been asked already?
I assume this has more to do with the number of players on the team already and not my own skills as I know I would be a big asshat to the team if It came down to the playoffs and I would probably be the one hoo would score big when the time came.
Joey and more on the team should know that I am “ready to play” and owuld be a huge asset to the team should it come down to it. I know for a fact that due to the sunlight i am receiving playing during the day outside would be ideal!
So let’s play ball!
EMERGENY HACK ATTACK REGARDING AMATOCON (January 24, 2024)
Recently the many hard working men and women working at the Hey Network IT department discovered a major international attack on the web website hosting amadacon.com.
Upon further investigation, investigators have learned serious compromises have been made on the site, which is posting all information and ticketing for Amcon. Fortunately, the main high network site and server has been spared from attack. And now Hei Points have been stolen yet.
But it is clear to this reporter that the website is now being held ransom by a cabal of international packers. There goals are unknown. The Executive board at HEi as well as The Amado group have yet to have any communication with them.
Members of Hei and The Amato Group released the following statement:
We are aware of many issues dealing with accessing Amato Com’s Website to secure you’re tickets for AmatoCone. Please be patient as we identifty the forein Hackers responsible for this attack and get the site back online. Thank you…Please be patient as we identifty the forein Hackers responsible for this attack and get the site back online. Thank you…
This is a developing story…