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- | ====== On Cinema | + | ====== On Cinema |
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| [[s13e11 | ← S13E11]] | | [[s13e11 | ← S13E11]] | ||
| [[caseclosed | ← Case Closed]] | | [[caseclosed | ← Case Closed]] | ||
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+ | <WRAP box> | ||
+ | **We, uh, are the original pioneers of podcasts, //On Cinema// way back when [[podcast|started as a podcast]], and now we've kinda come full circle...**\\ | ||
+ | <WRAP attribution> | ||
</ | </ | ||
<WRAP infobox> | <WRAP infobox> | ||
- | | **" | + | | **"//Night Swim//" & "//Weak Layers//" |
+ | | {{https:// | ||
^ Season | 14 | | ^ Season | 14 | | ||
^ Episode | 1 | | ^ Episode | 1 | | ||
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^ Guest | [[gregg]] | | ^ Guest | [[gregg]] | | ||
^ Released | January 3, 2024 | | ^ Released | January 3, 2024 | | ||
- | ^ Films reviewed | //Night Swim// (2024, 98 mins.)\\ //Weak Layers// (2024, 99 mins.) | | + | ^ Films reviewed | //[[wp>Night Swim (film)|Night Swim]]// (2024, 98 mins.)\\ //Weak Layers// (2024, 99 mins.) | |
+ | ^ Segments | [[joeystake]]\\ [[hollywoodsnapshot|Hollywood Spotlight]] (bumped) | | ||
^ Runtime | 14 mins. (video)\\ 19 mins. (podcast) | | ^ Runtime | 14 mins. (video)\\ 19 mins. (podcast) | | ||
^ Video link | [[https:// | ^ Video link | [[https:// | ||
</ | </ | ||
- | //On Cinema at the Cinema// gets a massive shakeup for its fourteenth season premiere, which debuted on January 3, 2024. Now known as //On Cinema on Demand//, the show has an innovative new format where you can watch the show anytime and anywhere: on video through [[heinetwork]] or on-the-go with the new audio podcast, available | + | //[[ocatc]]// gets a massive shakeup for its fourteenth season premiere, which debuted on January 3, 2024. Now known as //[[season14]]//, the show has an innovative new format where you can watch the show anytime and anywhere: on video through [[heinetwork]] or on-the-go with the new audio podcast, available |
- | With the new format comes big changes: host [[tim|T. Amato]] (formerly Tim Heidecker) is joined by a brand new co-host, [[joey|Joesph "Joey Patron" | + | With the new format comes big changes: host [[tim|T. Amato]] (formerly Tim Heidecker) is joined by a brand new co-host, [[joey|Joesph "Joey Patron" |
===== Synopsis ===== | ===== Synopsis ===== | ||
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T. thanks his “father”, | T. thanks his “father”, | ||
- | Gregg appears as a guest, as a request from G. Amato despite T.'s objections. Talking about his holidays, he stated he celebrated his __Wonka__days by watching // | + | Gregg appears as a guest, as a request from G. Amato despite T.'s objections. Talking about his holidays, he stated he celebrated his __Wonka__days by watching //Wonka//, which he predicted would come out in 2023 [[oscar9|two years prior]], 12 days in a row. He calls the new film //Wonka 1//, stating that even though it is technically //Wonka 3//, //Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory// has been reclassified as a TV movie and //Charlie and the Chocolate Factory// is an unofficial //Wonka// movie as it lacks " |
- | Gregg compares //Night Swim// | + | Gregg compares //Night Swim// to //Creature from the Black Lagoon// but transported into someone' |
Gregg is confused about the pre-recorded status of " | Gregg is confused about the pre-recorded status of " | ||
- | T. moves onto discussing //Weak Layers// | + | T. moves onto discussing //Weak Layers//. Gregg was initially not too interested in the movie because he thought it was a regular skiing movie, but ultimately wound up loving the movie, as it was a rare movie about making movies. He compared it to //The Aviator// and //Mank//, but lamented the movie' |
Due to the " | Due to the " | ||
===== Ratings ===== | ===== Ratings ===== | ||
- | **//Night Swim// (2024)**\\ | + | **//Night Swim// (2024, 98 mins.)**\\ |
- | **Joey**: 3 stars (3.75 bags of popcorn when converted to the popcorn scale)\\ | + | **[[joey|Joey]]**: 3 stars (3.75 bags of popcorn when converted to the popcorn scale)\\ |
- | **Gregg**: 5 bags of popcorn, 1 pool-cleaning tool | + | **[[gregg|Gregg]]**: 5 bags of popcorn, 1 pool-cleaning tool |
- | **//Weak Layers// (2024)**\\ | + | **//Weak Layers// (2024, 99 mins.)**\\ |
- | **Joey**: 2.5 stars (3.125 bags of popcorn)\\ | + | **[[joey|Joey]]**: 2.5 stars (3.125 bags of popcorn)\\ |
- | **Gregg**: 5 bags of popcorn, 1 ice cube | + | **[[gregg|Gregg]]**: 5 bags of popcorn, 1 ice cube |
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+ | ===== Highlighted HEI Network comments ===== | ||
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+ | Let’s all welcome Joey with a big HELLOW JOE! | ||
+ | <WRAP attribution> | ||
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+ | <WRAP heigregg> | ||
+ | Joey’s TAKE is Tim’s MISTAKE. | ||
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+ | A “Critic” (I would not call Joey an Expert by any stretch of the Imagination) should not be doing their Reviews in the dead of night, IN SECRET, alone, with no one around to push back when they get all the information wrong. And Joey GOT IT ALL WRONG! | ||
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+ | In the future we need to have a chance for Expert rebuttal when this type of misleading and inacurate “reviewing” is presented; I am getting e-mails from the thousnads of Buffs who watch this show and they all agree that Joey’s cowardly “secret” filming of his dumb opinions does not meet the basic standard of Movie criticism or knowledge. | ||
+ | <WRAP attribution> | ||
+ | <WRAP heitim> | ||
+ | We have a zero tolerance policy for childish behavior. This includes abusive commentary in reply areas of our high network website. You’re in violation of this policy the moment you post crap like this, and I will not tolerate it. | ||
+ | <WRAP attribution> | ||
+ | </ | ||
+ | </ | ||
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+ | <WRAP heigregg> | ||
+ | While the rest of us are eating and rating movies with Classic POPCORN, Joey is stuffing his face with these: | ||
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+ | [[https:// | ||
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+ | <WRAP attribution> | ||
+ | </ | ||
===== Trivia ===== | ===== Trivia ===== | ||
+ | * The new set features various little items placed on the shelves behind each chair. Visible items include: | ||
+ | * A gavel, cigars, two gold trophies, and a framed music record (presumably for " | ||
+ | * Two awards (A winner for " | ||
+ | * A statue of a snake, a statue of a microphone, and some books behind Gregg | ||
+ | * A statue of a bird on a log, and the [[pepboys]] on top of a few books behind the empty guest chair | ||
* When T. talks about how he had dyed his hair for vanity reasons, an image of Tim from [[s07e10]] appears. | * When T. talks about how he had dyed his hair for vanity reasons, an image of Tim from [[s07e10]] appears. | ||
* The audio version of the episode is 5 minutes longer than the video version. | * The audio version of the episode is 5 minutes longer than the video version. | ||
- | * These extra minutes consist solely of ads for Carrabba' | + | * These extra minutes consist solely of ads for [[carrabbas]], which, for unknown technical reasons, are much louder volume than the rest of the podcast, and are slotted in poorly, sometimes mid-sentence. |
- | * This is the first season since season 11 to be available for free, thanks to the audio podcasts. But is it worth it? | + | |
- | ===== Meta Trivia ===== | ||
- | * The show's new format and set seem to be a direct reference to the [[https:// | ||
===== Links ===== | ===== Links ===== | ||
* [[https:// | * [[https:// | ||
- | * [[https:// | + | * [[https:// |
* [[https:// | * [[https:// | ||
- | * // | + | |
+ | {{wst> | ||
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+ | {{tag> |
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