====== On Cinema at the Cinema Season 9 Episode 3: "CHIPs" and "Power Rangers" ====== | [[s09e02| ← S9E02]] | **[[ocatc|On Cinema at the Cinema]]** | [[s09e04|S9E04 β†’]] | | [[s09e02| ← S9E02]] | **[[timeline|Complete Timeline]]** | [[s09e04|S9E04 β†’]] | **Put it down on the... I don't know why you don't understand the concept of a table.**\\ --- Tim | **On Cinema at the Cinema** || ^ Season | [[season9|9]] | ^ Episode | 3 | ^ Hosts | [[tim]] | ^ Guests | [[gregg]]\\ [[mark]] | ^ Released | March 20, 2017 | ^ Films reviewed | //[[wp>CHiPs (film)|CHiPs]]// (2017, 101 mins.)\\ //[[wp>Power Rangers (film)|Power Rangers]]// (2017, 124 mins.) | ^ [[popcornclassics]] | //[[wp>A Vow to Kill]]// (1995, 97 mins.) | ^ Segments | Popcorn Classics | ^ Runtime | 11 min. 30 sec. | ^ Video link | [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRGvQosfuos|YouTube]]\\ [[https://www.adultswim.com/videos/on-cinema-at-the-cinema/season-9-episode-3-c-hi-ps-and-power-rangers|Adult Swim]]| The buffs review two TV classics rebooted for the silver screen. Plus, Gregg relays some sad news. ===== Synopsis ===== A nice big vape hit from Tim opens the show. He explains that he is "medicating" his now gangrenous burn wounds, which now nauseate him due to both the pain //and// the stench. After introducing his noticeably forlorn guest, Gregg Turkington, Tim announces that his skin transplant is only weeks away. The "semifinalist" skin donors are [[mark]], [[john]], [[joe]], [[manuel]], and [[axiom]], and the finalists will be announced [[s09e04|next week]]. Tim asks Gregg about the latest news from Victorville. As it turns out, the [[vfc]] has tragically been burned down. Tim says the cause was likely ungrounded electrical wiring, but Gregg seems rather skeptical. Gregg is encouraged to spend more time at [[sixbag]], but his thousand-yard stare betrays his feelings about the idea. Before getting to the movies, Tim orders the popcorn shrimp and homemade flatbread with truffle oil, with a pilsner to drink. Tim asks Mark how he feels about being a skin donor semifinalist; he seems ambivalent, and rather miffed about not being consulted about it. First up is the comedy film //CHiPs//, based on a TV show about two motorcycle cops. Tim loved it; Gregg sets the record straight about CHiPs being a "remake." He says it is "its own thing" since the original was a TV show, not a movie. For //Power Rangers//, Tim instantly pushes Gregg's buttons by describing it as a "remake" of the original Power Rangers TV show. He dismisses Gregg's argument as simply "splitting hairs." Instead of reviewing //Power Rangers// in depth, Gregg describes going through the wreckage of the VFC, where he found one of Tim's scarves. Tim denies the not-so-subtle implication, and changes the subject by singing the praises of his just-arrived food. Except, that is, for its uncomfortable spice level. After a premature dimming of the lights, Gregg begins a Popcorn Classics segment, initially interrupted by an argument between Tim and Mark due to the latter's substandard waitering. The selection is //A Vow to Kill//, which Gregg says is now "the [[vfa]]" as it is the last surviving tape from his collection. ===== Ratings ===== **//CHiPs// (2017, 101 mins.)**\\ **[[tim|Tim]]**: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 + πŸ₯€πŸ₯€\\ **[[gregg|Gregg]]**: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 **//Power Rangers// (2017, 124 mins.)**\\ **[[tim|Tim]]**: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿, [[oscarpick|OSCAR PICK]]\\ **[[gregg|Gregg]]**: No rating given