====== Oscar Fantasy ======
[[tim]]'s //**Oscar Fantasy**// was a segment aired during the //[[oscar2]]//. It was a recreation of a hypothetical future in which Tim won the [[oscars|Oscar]] for Best Actor. [[joe]] and [[john]] presented the award to Tim for his role in //Tim's Story//, directed by Tim Story, and written and directed by Heidecker. He won the award over Tom Hanks, [[tomcruise]], Robert De Niro, and Jon Voight.

Tim thanked the fellow nominees, specifically calling out Cruise, stating that he should have won the Oscar for //[[reacher]]//. He also thanked his agent and personal staff, as well as his lawyer, [[schwartz]]. He thanked his family, including his parents in Pennsylvania, his ex-wife [[stephanie]], and his hypothetical current wife, Julianne Moore. Finally, he thanked Tim Story for directing //Tim's Story//, stating while Story directing the movie started as a joke, he was a greater director than any other that ever lived.

Finally, he made a statement to movie critics, saying that movie criticism wasn't worthwhile, and the most important thing in movies was to actually act in them and win Oscar gold.
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